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Thursday, December 11th, 2003
10:56 pm
Saw this today in the newspaper, I was called "a grinch"


'RETURN HOLY FAMILY TO THE RIGHTFUL OWNER'
There is a thief, a grinch, in our midst. One
who has sunk to the depths and depravity by kid-
napping Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus from a
residential gazebo on Northview Drive. The
adult figures stand approximately 3 feet high.
This person exhibits the same low mentality
and lack of morals as those who desecrate cemetaries
and steal and destroy the American Flag.
Obviously the perpetrator has no respect for
others' personal property or religion nor does
he (or she) realize the ramifications of this
despicable act. How can anyone explain to a child
why this happened?
Perhaps there is another side to the kidnapping
of the holy family. If this was an act of desperation
to decorate his or her home, I hope the thief displays
the true meaning of Christmas with the reverance Mary,
Joseph, and baby Jesus deserve.
The thief may also consider this: What do you
think would happen if you were caught in a Middle East
country that dispenses justice in a swift, juryless manner?
They follow the "eye for an eye" to the letter. Thus, the
hand that offends is - well, use your imagination and thank God that you live in America. And return the holy family to
its rightful owner.


Now...when Joe S. and I kidnapped Joseph and the family our main goal was to take the family on vacation and take polaroids of them at like niagara falls, visiting Santa Claus, etc. Than we were going to return them. I think we should stick to that.

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Tuesday, December 9th, 2003
10:53 pm
sub-zero vs. scorpion?

which one?

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9:09 pm
Vince Davis, Joe Sallee, and I will kill any of you who challenge at nearly any video game.


Look at what happened to joe, andy, and that other kid who challenged, they were destroyed.

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Friday, December 5th, 2003
3:00 pm
Shit, dr. octopus is the new bad guy in Spider Man 2. I was hoping Venom, or Carnage, even Hobgoblin. It comes out sooner than I expected, July 2004.

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Thursday, November 27th, 2003
4:18 pm
Thanksgiving is lame shit.


Bubba Sparxxx isn't.

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